Seriously—Don't Give Me Any More Pigs!
Buying gifts for my mom, Franny was super challenging! My sisters and I shared a little friendly competition on holidays to see who'd gift her with something she'd actually keep. Don't get me wrong, Mom adored receiving presents and would "ooh" and "ahh" as she opened whatever you'd given her—but everyone in our family knew to enclose a gift receipt in the box. The fact was, if Franny wanted something, she'd just go out and buy it. It was kind of a running joke among my siste